Inventions for new parents and their babies

• Eyes wide open or shut? scanning device: Mounts on crib, sends signal to baby monitor to indicate if the baby's eyes are open or not. Helps you determine if the baby is crying in his sleep or if he actually has woken up and needs attention.
• Breastmilk flow meter and gauge: Measures how many ounces baby has eaten and length of feeding to help parents calculate eating rates and amounts. Works automagically without interfering with the all-important breastfeeding latch. Deluxe version stores one year's worth of data and displays analytical graphs.
• Stomach and intestinal gas transporter device: Removes gas from baby's digestive system using Star Trek transporter technology.
• Shower noise filtering device: Eliminates "everything sounds like a baby crying when you are taking a shower" syndrome. You'll only hear a baby cry when the baby actually cries.
• Miniature timers to stick on baby's clothes: One for "time since last diaper change," one for "time since last feeding," and one for "time since last awakening". Aids overwhelmed parents who forget the "diaper, food, nap" cycles during the turmoil of incessant crying. Can be set to beep if a consistent schedule is desired. (Similar to the the tempo time tag.)
• Diaper content detector: Indicator on diaper reveals what has transpired inside and how much. Includes early warning system for leaks and blowouts.
• Back-of-head baby toupee: Does your baby suffer from the embarrassing baldness that can accompany the "back to sleep" directive? Is there more hair decorating his crib mattress than there is on the back of his head? Cover up that embarrassing bald patch with the specially designed Baby Toupee. Helps parents avoid annoying comments from the older generation unaccustomed to the side effects that plague the younger "back to sleep" generation. Virtually undetectable! From the makers of "Tummy Time, my ass!" Not affiliated with the Ronco GLH Formula Number 9 Hair System.

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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Three years ago I posted about the real phone number (i.e. not a "555") used towards the end of the movie "Sneakers." I had heard various stories about the phone number: that it was one that PacBell believed wouldn't be used for a number of years (though they were wrong after pagers, cell phones, tech businesses, etc proliferation ran over all estimates), that it forwarded it to the IRS, and that there was an answering machine for the fictional "Sneakers" security company. This week I received email from someone who says he memorized the number when he watched the movie and called it afterwards. He writes: "it was indeed a pager number, and, it had the voice of the actress (i can't remember her name). it just said 'hi, you've reached (whatever her name was), or deana from the movie sneakers - leave a message'. no joke, no irs deal - but thought it was interesting."
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I have a hazy memory of the animated Charlotte's Web movie. I remember it had songs and that the storyline wasn't too far off from the book. It's interesting now to see the cast listing as I had little interest back then in who provided the voices. The voice talent included Charles Nelson Reilly, Agnes Moorehead (the mom from Bewitched), Danny Bonaduce, and Debbie Reynolds. Now the entertainment wires are buzzing with news of the famous names heading up a new film version of the E.B. White book. The combo live-action and computer animation movie begins filming in Australia at the end of the month. Julia Roberts is providing the voice of Charlotte. Oprah Winfrey, John Cleese, Steve Buscemi (as Templeton, of course), and Kathy Bates are amongst the other names attached to the various barnyard animals. IMDB lists an apparently rather awful, direct-to-video sequel of the first animated film.
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Thursday, January 13, 2005

The Grapple is a Fuji apple soaked in a grape solution. And it's pronounced "grape el" (it's actually spelled Grāpple). Word on the street, uh, the weblog street that is, is that it tastes pretty fake. Considering the ingredients include artificial flavors but not grape juice, I'm guessing the advertised Concord grape flavor isn't authentic. I won't be going out of my way to try these.
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15 things you must do for your baby, the latest science has to offer on infants. (via BabyChic101)
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Monday, January 10, 2005

A quick look behind the scenes at the Food Network now located on the upper floors of Chelsea Market. (via Saute Wednesday)
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Berkeley bookstore Cody's is opening a large store in San Francisco near Union Square, next to Virgin Records Megastore. I find this pleasantly surprising considering the economic environment for independent booksellers. It seems that every time my husband makes a trip back to the Bay Area he reports another bookstore closing. We lamented over Stacey's closing in the South Bay and are agonizing over whether Kepler's can hang on. On the other coast, my brother reports that Wordsworth, my favorite bookstore in Harvard Square, has closed. Here's a summary history of bookselling in the U.S.
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Thursday, January 06, 2005

Update on the stroller skating news...apparently the guy with the microphone was a radio reporter (that makes so much sense now). They posted the story on their website and it took me a while to realize that the person on the right in the fuzzy photograph is ME. See the blurry Blogger logo on my shirt? You can't see our little munchkin at all but he's in there. I guess I'll keep recording KING news to see if they run their story (yay for Tivo).
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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

A TV news camera man and later on a reporter with a microphone were at Bellevue's Skate King for the stroller skating session I attended Tuesday. If you're watching local Seattle news and see someone on inline skates roll by wearing a Blogger sweatshirt and pushing a Graco Metrolite, that's me. Both KOMO and KING were supposed to show up so I'm not sure who was there and if/when they'll run a story. They interviewed a few moms and the guy with the mike spent some time holding it near the rink floor, perhaps to capture that rolling sound for atmosphere. Apparently they were there last week but with the holidays only 3 skaters attended so they left (we showed up late last week and missed them entirely, but ended up with a "private" skating session since the few people there left early). I was just happy that they played "Dancing Queen" this time!
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Monday, January 03, 2005

Celebrities deserve privacy and celebrity babies even more so, but but but ... LOOK it's a photo of David Letterman and his SON!!! Aren't they cuuuuuute? OK, let's leave them alone now.
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Harvey Fierstein planned to take a lengthy rest after leaving "Hairspray," but instead he's stepping into the role of Tevye, "the ultimate Jewish father," in "Fiddler on the Roof." In an interview with the NY Times Fierstein recounts auditioning for the creators of the musical and enduring the emotional turmoil of the role.
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