You can make a fashion statement in Diablo II. I’m wondering if my aesthetically challenged friends are running around in mismatched armor, not realizing that chain-mail just doesn’t drape properly over those, um, well-endowed female characters. Can I hire myself out as a Diablo fashion consultant? Seriously, though, when a game arrives that allows you to completely customize the body shape and look of your character, I think I will wander around in a form that looks like a rotund donut baker (or Pillsbury doughboy), but that can actually kick some real ass. Why put anyone on their guard? (n.b. Sapphire baubles purchased for your honey inside Diablo II do not count towards real life bauble-buying points. Unless she is a serious serious gamer, in which case, count yourself lucky.)