For the sheer whimsy of it, I thought I’d see if there were any unusual items to be had in the RV accessories catalog. No, we don’t have an RV. But, who knows. It’s good to be prepared.

“Soap Gondola” keeps your soap in place.

“Deer warning device” will safely warn most animals up to 1/4 mile away of your approaching vehicle. Pets inside your RV, however, will not be affected. It’s wind-activated, produces ultrasonic sound waves, and you get two of ’em for six bucks.

“Pop-A-Plate” mounts under a cabinet and dispenses up to 100 paper plates (there’s also Pop-A-Towel and Pop-A-Knapkin).

Hanging hat rack! Keeps 8 baseball caps neat.

“Flyshooter” and “Personal Bug Zapper” kill bugs dead.

The “Copilot Navigation System” incorporates large vehicle restrictions into its directions, avoiding sharp turns U-turns.