Ralph the Elf Finds a Job (part 3)

I started out with some self pity. Always a good thing. The saleslady recommended "What Color Is Your Parachute", but I'm afraid of heights. (That's probably why I was never put on sleigh duty). I went to check out the career books.

I wasn't sure I would pass the physical. Or the psych test.

Ah hah! This is Silicon Valley!! Perhaps a computer career is the answer.

Why are dummies getting all the help? I coudn't find one book for elves!

OK! Red hats and GNOMEs! I get this stuff. Hell, we run the North Pole on it. And my best friend is a penguin from the other pole.

I did a couple quick phone interviews. It's surprising how quickly some of these places hire!