I’m pretty sure I do not want the “Simultaneous Ring” service described in this Wired article. “With SimulRing’s technology, a single call can ring on a cell phone, a home phone, an office phone, and up to seven other lines, all at the same time.” I can see the advantages for someone who wants to be always accessible, but I feel like it would cause me to scream something along the lines of “PLEASE — make it STOP!”