I don’t want to discourage our son from having creative thoughts and nonconformist behavior, but although I’ve been well prepared by friends (you know who you are) to allow him to wear two different colored socks when he wants to, I’ve drawn the line at two different shoes. One blue sneaker and one brown shoe just doesn’t feel right. Especially since the brown shoe is one size smaller and was meant to be replaced by a blue sneaker. You’ll wear matching shoes while you’re under my roof, kid, unless Stacy & Clinton say it’s OK!