Water in a box. This is the type of thing I find cruising around the lesser Oscar gift bag sites now that the official Academy presenters’ gift bag has gone the way of the dodo. Yes, AQUA2GO water in a box, available at an exclusive gifting suite where celebrities can also get their hair styled with a diamond-encrusted flat iron and sprinkled with diamond dust. And they can use a Celebrity Sharpie Pen encrusted with Swarovski Crystals to sign a board that will be auctioned off for charity. Don’t worry, you’re probably not invited. (more Sharpie bling here)