Although it appears I will be deprived of the opportunity to list the contents of the official Oscar gift bag in 2007, all is not lost. Today my husband received the Official Target Pharmacy Gift Bag when he went in to fill a prescription at the newly remodeled store in Redmond. How wonderful to have a gift bag right in front of me that I don’t have to spend long hours researching. And all the contents came in a lovely paper bag with the Target logo and genuine string handles. So here, without further ado, are the contents of the Official Target Pharmacy Gift Bag 2006:

• Schick Quattro Razor in Midnight (one razor cartridge included)
• combination coupon book + flip book (featuring Dorito+Tostito+Frito+pretzel girl toting small paper drink umbrella)
• XXL Ziploc Big Bag (2′ x 2.7′ “not recommended for use in microwave”)
• 1 Pledge Multi Surface clean & dust wipe (“when wipe gets dirty or dried out, discard in trash”)
• 2 chewable Maalox Max tablets (wild berry flavor)
• Origin Natural Fish Oil softgels (allergy warning “contains fish ingredients”)
• Slim-Fast Blueberry Muffin Bar (a muffin. shaped like a bar.)
• Clif Builder’s Cocoa Dipped Double Decker Crisp Bar (33% organic ingredients)
• 1 piece Nicorette Fruit Chill gum (“ATTENTION: this sample represents taste only. It is not a drug and will not work like actual Nicorette.”)
• 2 fl oz tube of St Ives Collagen Elastin Advanced Body Moisturizer (I think it smells odd)
• Goody StayPut hair elastics (“52% more hold”!!!)
• 1 packet Emergen-C Super Energy Booster 1000 mg Vitamin C as 7 Mineral Ascorbates 32 Mineral Complexes B Vitamins Tangerine Flavored Fizzy Drink Mix
• Excedrin Tension Headache (Acetaminophen and Caffeine)
• Tylenol PM (Acetaminophen and Diphenhydramine HCI “Warning: drowsiness will occur”)

Disclaimer: GirlHacker’s Random Log is not responsible for any damage incurred as a result of discrepencies between actual bag contents and the above list. contents may vary by event and location. red logo on bag is not to be used for actual target practice.