80’s-retro is reportedly hitting stores with full force. The fashion report: “leggings and tapered pants, bangle bracelets, black jeans, miniskirts, thick and colored pantyhose, and endless chains and zippers.” The movie report: Wonderland and Party Monster. The toy report: Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, My Little Pony. And for the accompanying soundtrack, there’s electroclash: “music made with synthesizers and keyboards, very similar to the music of the ’80s,” major influence being New Order. There’s also retro video gaming. The catch is, the people playing “Asteroids” and “Centipede” are returning to their memories of simpler times. The people wearing the bangles and big earrings, however, are unaware that the first time around we eventually decided that legwarmers were better left to the ballerinas.